Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is often easier to ask for \ | forgiveness than to ask for permission. | | | \ -- Grace Murray Hopper / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;