Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / How much does it cost to entice a \ | dope-smoking UNIX system guru to | | Dayton? | | | | -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First | \ Annual Salary Survey / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;