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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Writers who use a computer swear to its \
| liberating power in tones that bear     |
| witness to the apocalyptic power of a   |
| new divinity. Their conviction results  |
| from something deeper than mere         |
| gratitude for the computer's            |
| conveniences. Every new medium of       |
| writing brings about new intensities of |
| religious belief and new schisms among  |
| believers. In the 16th century the      |
| printed book helped make possible the   |
| split between Catholics and             |
| Protestants. In the 20th century this   |
| history of tragedy and triumph is       |
| repeating itself as a farce. Those who  |
| worship the Apple computer and those    |
| who put their faith in the IBM PC are   |
| equally convinced that the other camp   |
| is damned or deluded. Each cult holds   |
| in contempt the rituals and the laws of |
| the other. Each thinks that it is       |
| itself the one hope for salvation.      |
|                                         |
| -- Edward Mendelson, "The New           |
\ Republic", February 22, 1988            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;