Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Blutarsky's Axiom: \ | | | Nothing is impossible for the man who | \ will not listen to reason. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;