Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / Romeo wasn't bilked in a day. \ | | | -- Walt Kelly, "Ten Ever-Lovin' | \ Blue-Eyed Years With Pogo" / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;