Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the \ | thrill of livin' is gone. | | | \ -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;