Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: They just announced on the radio \ | that Dan Quayle was picked as the | | Republican V.P. candidate. Should I | | post? | | | | A: Of course. The net can reach people | | in as few as 3 to 5 days. It's the | | perfect way to inform people about such | | news events long after the broadcast | | networks have covered them. As you are | | probably the only person to have heard | | the news on the radio, be sure to post | | as soon as you can. | | | | -- Brad Templeton, _Emily Postnews | \ Answers Your Questions on Netiquette_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;