Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I get up each morning, gather my wits. \ | Pick up the paper, read the obits. If | | I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I | | eat a good breakfast and go back to | | bed. | | | | Oh, how do I know my youth is all | | spent? My get-up-and-go has | | got-up-and-went. But in spite of it | | all, I'm able to grin, And think of the | | places my get-up has been. | | | \ -- Pete Seeger / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;