Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In this world there are only two \ | tragedies. One is not getting what one | | wants, and the other is getting it. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;