Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Never appeal to a man's "better \ | nature." He may not have one. Invoking | | his self-interest gives you more | | leverage. | | | \ -- Lazarus Long / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;