Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When it comes to broken marriages most \ | husbands will split the blame -- half | | his wife's fault, and half her | \ mother's. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;