Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What makes you think graduate school is \ | supposed to be satisfying? | | | \ -- Erica Jong, "Fear of Flying" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;