Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The combination of a number of things \ | to make existence worthwhile." | | | | "Yes, the philosophy of 'none,' meaning | | 'all.'" | | | | -- Spock and Lincoln, "The Savage | \ Curtain", stardate 5906.4 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;