Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Weinberg's Second Law: \ | | | If builders built buildings the way | | programmers wrote programs, | | | | then the first woodpecker that came | \ along would destroy civilization. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;