Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "When you wake up in the morning, \ | Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the | | first thing you say to yourself?" | | | | "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. | | "What do you say, Piglet?" | | | | "I say, I wonder what's going to happen | | exciting today?" said Piglet. | | | | Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the | \ same thing," he said. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;