Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This is the way the world ends, This is \ | the way the world ends, This is the way | | the world ends, Not with a bang but | | with a whimper. | | | \ -- T. S. Eliot, "The Hollow Men" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;