Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ... Jesus cried with a loud voice: \ | Lazarus, come forth; the bug hath been | | found and thy program runneth. And he | | that was dead came forth... | | | \ -- John 11:43-44 [version 2.0?] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;