Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The trouble with opportunity is that it \ | always comes disguised as hard work. | | | \ -- Herbert V. Prochnow / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;