Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The reason ESP, for example, is not \ | considered a viable topic in | | contemporary psychology is simply that | | its investigation has not proven | | fruitful...After more than 70 years of | | study, there still does not exist one | | example of an ESP phenomenon that is | | replicable under controlled conditions. | | This simple but basic scientific | | criterion has not been met despite | | dozens of studies conducted over many | | decades...It is for this reason alone | | that the topic is now of little | | interest to psychology...In short, | | there is no demonstrated phenomenon | | that needs explanation. | | | | -- Keith E. Stanovich, "How to Think | \ Straight About Psychology", pp. 160-161 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;