Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Do not read this fortune under penalty \ | of law. Violators will be prosecuted. | \ (Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.)) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;