Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Reclaimer, spare that tree! Take not a \ | single bit! It used to point to me, Now | | I'm protecting it. It was the reader's | | CONS That made it, paired by dot; Now, | | GC, for the nonce, Thou shalt reclaim | \ it not. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;