Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________ / "The pyramid is opening!" \ | | | "Which one?" "The one with the | | ever-widening hole in it!" | | | \ -- The Firesign Theatre / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;