Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Sick Building Migration: \ | | | The tendency of younger workers to | | leave or avoid jobs in unhealthy office | | environments or workplaces affected by | | the Sick Building Syndrome. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;