Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH \ | PHRASES MEAN: #4 consistent: | | | | Reviewee hasn't gotten anything right | | yet, and it is anticipated | | | | that this pattern will continue | | throughout the coming year. | | | | an excellent sounding board: | | | | Present reviewee with any number of | | alternatives, and implement | | | | them in the order precisely opposite of | | his/her specification. | | | | a planner and organizer: | | | | Usually manages to put on socks before | | shoes. Can match the | | | \ animal tags on his clothing. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;