Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A lawyer named Strange was shopping \ | for a tombstone. After he had made his | | selection, the stonecutter asked him | | what inscription he would like on it. | | "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," | | responded the lawyer. | | | | "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied | | the stonecutter. "In this state, it's | | against the law to bury two people in | | the same grave. However, I could put | | ``here lies an honest lawyer'', if that | | would be okay." | | | | "But that won't let people know who it | | is" protested the lawyer. | | | | "Certainly will," retorted the | | stonecutter. "people will read it and | \ exclaim, "That's Strange!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;