Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Like ya know? Rock 'N Roll is an \ | esoteric language that unlocks the | | creativity chambers in people's brains, | | and like totally activates their | | essential hipness, which of course is | | like totally necessary for saving the | | earth, like because the first thing in | | saving this world, is getting rid of | | stupid and square attitudes and having | | fun. | | | \ -- Senior Year Quote / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;