Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /no! problems in M$ software? \ | "Thoroughly bugtested" * Dabb grins. | | rewrite that as 'Thoroughly | \ buginfested' / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;