Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is so very hard to be an \ | on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-becau | | se-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-yo | \ u grown-up. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;