Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In arguing that current theories of \ | brain function cast suspicion on ESP, | | psychokinesis, reincarnation, and so | | on, I am frequently challenged with the | | most popular of all neuro-mythologies | | -- the notion that we ordinarily use | | only 10 percent of our brains... | | | | This "cerebral spare tire" concept | | continues to nourish the clientele of | | "pop psychologists" and their many | | recycling self-improvement schemes. As | | a metaphor for the fact that few of us | | fully exploit our talents, who could | | deny it? As a refuge for occultists | | seeking a neural basis of the | | miraculous, it leaves much to be | | desired. -- Barry L. Beyerstein, "The | | Brain and Consciousness: Implications | | for | | | | Psi Phenomena", The Skeptical Enquirer, | \ Vol. XII, No. 2, pg. 171 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;