Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is \ \ it?" Yogi Berra: "You mean now?" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;