Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If only God would give me some clear \ | sign! Like making a large deposit in my | | name at a Swiss Bank. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;