Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / While my BRAINPAN is being refused \ | service in BURGER KING, Jesuit priests | \ are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;