Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The clergy successfully preached the \ | doctrines of patience and | | pusillanimity; the active virtues of | | society were discouraged; and the last | | remains of a military spirit were | | buried in the cloister: a large portion | | of public and private wealth was | | consecrated to the specious demands of | | charity and devotion; and the soldiers' | | pay was lavished on the useless | | multitudes of both sexes who could only | | plead the merits of abstinence and | | chastity." | | | | -- Edward Gibbons, _The Decline and | \ Fall of the Roman Empire_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;