Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Armenians and Azerbaijanis in \ | Stepanakert, capital of the | | Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, | | rioted over much needed spelling reform | | in the Soviet Union. | | | \ -- P. J. O'Rourke / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;