Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Just close your eyes, tap your heels \ | together three times, and think to | | yourself, `There's no place like home.' | | | \ -- Glynda the Good / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;