Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /kb: I demand integrity and \ | honesty in those who i do business with | | i know my demands are | | unreasonable, but a guy can dream, | \ can't he? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;