Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Virtue is its own punishment. \ | | | -- Denniston | | | | Righteous people terrify me ... virtue | | is its own punishment. | | | \ -- Aneurin Bevan / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;