Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Maybe Jesus was right when he said that \ | the meek shall inherit the earth -- but | | they inherit very small plots, about | | six feet by three. | | | \ -- Lazarus Long / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;