Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________ / Who goeth a-borrowing goeth \ | a-sorrowing. | | | \ -- Thomas Tusser / ----------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;