Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I see where we are starting to pay some \ | attention to our neigbors to the south. | | We could never understand why Mexico | | wasn't just crazy about us; for we have | | always had their good will, and oil and | | minerals, at heart. | | | \ -- The Best of Will Rogers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;