Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / SANTA IS BRINGING GOOD WISHES FROM ALL \ | THE MICRO ARTISTS GANG! MAY 1988 BE A | | HAPPY YEAR! | | | | \__\_ :. ___/ | | | | ..\ /-- | | | | :.______ : .:* : . _ .: :.. . : . . : | | ()_ .: | | | | (( \. :./(__ | | :._O_)________:______,____:____/ *\_o | | ====(( \: (****) (***) :. ...: .. . | | ()_______/\\ __-' | | | | \____(( \ ()oo()_/ /.: : | | ..________/_____ll -/.: .. | | | | ( (( \(())))__/ . .. \\.: ..( ) ll ( | | l_.: ( / (( \__*__)___:___ : : )) .) | | /--------\ \ \ ( / ((_____________) .. | | // . / / /..:: . )_)_\ | | | | (____/_____________________\__// : | | /_/_/ :.. :/_/ \_\ | | | \ /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ /_/_/ / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;