Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a \ | robot as a mechanical apparatus | | designed to do the work of a man. The | | marketing division of Sirius | | Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot | | as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be | | With'. The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the | | Galaxy defines the marketing division | | of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation | | as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be | | the first against the wall when the | | revolution comes', with a footnote to | | effect that the editors would welcome | | applications from anyone interested in | | taking over the post of robotics | | correspondent. | | | | Curiously enough, an edition of the | | Encyclopaedia Galactica that had the | | good fortune to fall through a time | | warp from a thousand years in the | | future defined the marketing division | | of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation | | as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who were | | the first against the wall when the | | revolution came'. | | | | -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's | \ Guide to the Galaxy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;