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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a   \
| robot as a mechanical apparatus         |
| designed to do the work of a man. The   |
| marketing division of Sirius            |
| Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot |
| as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be    |
| With'. The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the   |
| Galaxy defines the marketing division   |
| of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation   |
| as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be |
| the first against the wall when the     |
| revolution comes', with a footnote to   |
| effect that the editors would welcome   |
| applications from anyone interested in  |
| taking over the post of robotics        |
| correspondent.                          |
|                                         |
| Curiously enough, an edition of the     |
| Encyclopaedia Galactica that had the    |
| good fortune to fall through a time     |
| warp from a thousand years in the       |
| future defined the marketing division   |
| of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation   |
| as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who were  |
| the first against the wall when the     |
| revolution came'.                       |
|                                         |
| -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's     |
\ Guide to the Galaxy"                    /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;