Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dear Emily, what about test messages? \ | | | -- Concerned | | | | Dear Concerned: | | | | It is important, when testing, to test | | the entire net. Never test merely a | | subnet distribution when the whole net | | can be done. Also put "please ignore" | | on your test messages, since we all | | know that everybody always skips a | | message with a line like that. Don't | | use a subject like "My sex is female | | but I demand to be addressed as male." | | because such articles are read in depth | | by all USEnauts. | | | | -- Emily Postnews Answers Your | \ Questions on Netiquette / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;