Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Be assured that a walk through the \ | ocean of most Souls would scarcely get | | your Feet wet. Fall not in Love, | | therefore: it will stick to your face. | | | \ -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;