Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \ | #10: SIMPLE | | | | SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's | | Monopurpose Programming Language | | Environment. This language, developed | | at the Hanover College for | | Technological Misfits, was designed to | | make it impossible to write code with | | errors in it. The statements are, | | therefore, confined to BEGIN, END and | | STOP. No matter how you arrange the | | statements, you can't make a syntax | | error. Programs written in SIMPLE do | | nothing useful. Thus they achieve the | | results of programs written in other | | languages without the tedious, | | frustrating process of testing and | \ debugging. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;