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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \
| #10: SIMPLE                             |
|                                         |
| SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's  |
| Monopurpose Programming Language        |
| Environment. This language, developed   |
| at the Hanover College for              |
| Technological Misfits, was designed to  |
| make it impossible to write code with   |
| errors in it. The statements are,       |
| therefore, confined to BEGIN, END and   |
| STOP. No matter how you arrange the     |
| statements, you can't make a syntax     |
| error. Programs written in SIMPLE do    |
| nothing useful. Thus they achieve the   |
| results of programs written in other    |
| languages without the tedious,          |
| frustrating process of testing and      |
\ debugging.                              /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;