Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Are [Linux users] lemmings \ | collectively jumping off of the cliff | | of reliable, well-engineered commercial | \ software?" (By Matt Welsh) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;