Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A kiss is a course of procedure, \ | cunningly devised, for the mutual | | stoppage of speech at a moment when | \ words are superfluous. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;