Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /wow... simple maths show that \ | Debian developers have closed more | | | | than *31* *thousand* bug reports since | | our BTS exists! that is about | \ 30999 more than Microsoft ;) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;