Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Democracy is a form of government that \ | substitutes election by the incompetent | | many for appointment by the corrupt | | few. | | | \ -- G. B. Shaw / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;