Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Regardless of the legal speed limit, \ | your Buick must be operated at speeds | | faster than 85 MPH (140kph)." | | | | -- 1987 Buick Grand National owners | \ manual. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;